Awww, who am I kidding? This whole site is one big open thread.
My thoughts so far:
Maggie Gyllenhall looked beautiful
Cameron Diaz has so much fake tanner on she looked like she get stuck under a deep fryer
Rachel Weisz and Kate Winslet and I would totally be BFFs, if they only knew I existed
JLO is completely irrelevant
Penelope Cruz appears to have been attacked by a flamingo
Helen Mirren is a goddess
Take it away.
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Kate Winslett and her amazing breasts made my choice to go after women rather than me an easy one.( although i do miss out on the gay feces parties : ) Lucky for me she shows them in every movie she’s in.
There’s four female celebrities I want to marry, and one of them better come through. Otherwise, I’ll be single forever: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and Kelly Clarkson.
Mine would be Kelly Clarkson, Diane Lane, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johannson. Although Kelly C. can at times let herself go. Then again, not like I’m George Clooney or anything.
Isn’t there something about Kelly Clarkson? I think, for me, that it’s that she seems so incredibly obtainable. She’s still the big “star” that a lot of the other female popstars are, and came from a “normal” background that a lot of the others did. But I totally feel if I was talking to her in at a friend’s place, she’d be mine by the end of the night.
There is no easy way. Because the domain is static, any refresh will just take you back to the main page. If I can think of a workaround, I’ll be sure to send it to the webmaster.
Well, of course, but I was trying to think of something that could keep the actual domain name.
One option would be to use dreamhost or a similar provider – you can host unlimited domains for something like $20ish. But you’ve probably invested enough in the site as it is.
any tips are GREATLY welcomed. I did the static domain thing (or “masking” as godaddy calls it — a site I chose for the price but not the commercials) so folks would not get confused if they saw the jbjoint.com/ialoho address.
Then again, here I am asking the experts for help, so the irony of me being confused is not lost upon me.
Yeah, I used to do it on another site, but for the life of me I can’t remember how. I think I was even controlling the domain through GoDaddy. Don’t remember though.
Additionally, if you’ve already got server space through YSB, I think you could transfer the domain to Y! for free/cheap, and handle it through there. But you’ve had enough headaches, and that could just cause more.
No. But, for the record, I think I like Roy better that Jim now. At least he has a backbone. Plus again, I’ve developed this thing for facial hair. . . .
i dont like roy at all anymore. but sadly we have to wait to find out what happens but my guess is that by the end of this season jim and pam will do the long awaited nasty
Roy is what gives the good guys a bad name. And how does Jim not have a backbone? He stood up and laid it all on the line. He got rejected and moved on.
Up until two years ago, my dad wouldn’t believe Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark after seeing all the movies he had been in. But he’s also the person who, up until a year ago, didn’t know Boyz II Men was black. So… yeah.
No TV… Going through withdrawal…Friend about to take her laptop away….
I’ll check back in with you all later!
By the way, are there any plans to show which comments are new? I’m getting confused reading through everything each time I want to check for new comments… If not, I can adjust!
Already the expected political joke. How old is that getting? Here’s something: if your guy didn’t win, volunteer to get people to vote. Politics during any awards show, sporting events, etc equals a big boooo from me
If the vote was heavier in that guy’s favor, other guy wouldn’t have been able to “steal” the election. I’m just saying that joke is old by now, like the Brokeback ones.
One joke/bit that will never get old to me: Saying “Wuzzzup.” I miss those Budweiser guys.
Okay random question. I have MVP 2005 for the Gamecube, so I can’t download updated rosters. Anyone know if there’s a place I can find specs for all the players I’d have to add, or do I have to figure those out on my own as well?
Yep, we still are. I’ve handed over commish controls to proggy for now, because after the BCB drama and the fantasy drama, I couldn’t handle it any more.
I don’t really think I’m welcome at BCB anymore, so probably no more posting there for me.
Wow, this speech is really inspiring. I’m going to get one of those battery-powered cars now. And use paper sacks when I go grocery shopping. And stop spraying hairspray with a lighter for the fun of it.
Wait, wha happened? Where was I? I blacked out for a second.
Google is always your friend. Also, imagine having to sit through the Oscars and some of this drawn-out mess. No wonder prescription drugs rule the planet.
P.S. Clive Owen is the man. If he, Clooney and myself went out on the town, there would be no more ladies left.
But no one ever complains about the conservatives that do that. I talk about my politics all the time, celebrities have the same rights as everyone else. Besides, there are worse things in the world than trying to raise public awareness about Darfur.
My problem with him is he basically took credit for the civil rights movement. Fuck you George, make a movie, get your millions of dollars, and shut your pie hole.
Sure I do. When Curt Schilling kept doing that during any interview he had around the time of the World Series in ‘04, I just wanted him to lose every game he pitched because of it.
I just realized, we have a lot of pent-up anger tonight against, well, pretty much everything. Anybody like anything from all this? I’ll start:
1. Anything about The Departed/Borat
2. The realization that I need to see Babel and Children of Men
3. Those two cars from “Cars” got entrance to the Oscars. That movie is great
4. Kate Winslet
Okay a) we might have to have an agreement, NOT A RULE, about politics over here. Because I’m one of thos secular hippie liberal that hates America, and I don’t want to spend all my time here fighting with you guys; b) I love how I have to sit here all night and watch you guys oogle every woman on camera, but as soon as the first decent looking guy comes on (besides Clive Owen), you all start screaming about how much you hate them.
I think that’s probably a good idea, leaving politics out of things, and you may even want to put religion under that umbrella as well. I think we’re all friends and big enough to respect each other’s political and religious beliefs, hopefully. Otherwise, things may spiral real quick, which I’m sure Julie doesn’t want
But we can still say mean things. Like Celine is a Canadian, and Canada is poopy.
Jesus, my sentence structuring is at all-time low right now.
Anyway… there’s not much to it. If you’re curious about what I’m thinking, ask me. Then agree with it. But I might have a different opinion on it tomorrow, so you should probably ask me again just to make sure.
Yeah, that’s about it. If everyone asked me about everything everyday and then agreed with me, we’d all get along. Or just be too damn confused to worry about anything. Either-or or works.
Egad. I tried to be nice, and even help out this show by spreading some Care Bear love. But for Dreamgirls to not win best song, well, there is NO justification for that. Terrible. That’s like Nickelback beating U2 or something.
I think if anyone else would have won, the entire crowd would have left. And I just added Little Children to the list of movies I need to see, along with Dreamgirls, Half Nelson, Children of Men and Babel.
Can I just say that I’m a huge fan of Leo DiCaprio? I have been since What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I once defended him on a call-in radio show as the only early 20’s hetero male that liked him. And that was four years ago I believe. Anywho… if he could just start looking his age….
Me too. I agree. I loved him in Gilbert Grape. It’s the only portrayal of someone mentally challenged by a “normal” person that hasn’t offended the hell out of me. Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribesi were especially offensive.
Oh no bro, not mine, littlerockrynofan’s spouse (wife, hubbie I don’t know), unless you know something I don’t… wait diggity, are you saying my wife is sick? Well, ARE YOU!!! ARE MY KIDS OKAY!!!
Wait, the kids are in bed and wifey is ignoring me… Yeah all’s right in wojo world.
AAh, multitasking. I see.
Well, that’s it for my initial foray into LOHO.
Gotta kiss the chilluns and snuggle the wife.
Night all, and congrats on the new digs cj, I only wish I had brought a gift.
And the little girl too. How you like dem apples? Says Jennifer Hudson.
Got to love it when small children are exposed to crushing disappointment so early in life. Though, to be fair, she has already reached a height I never shall.
But that is fine. I shall ply my trade elsewheres, in the depths, where I belong.
For the record, Alan Arkin’s award will be seen as a lifetime achievement sort of thing and will not be held against him.
Michael Arndt’s award for penning that awful piece of cinematic sewage will be his going away present as he will graciously decide NEVER TO WRITE ANOTHER SCREENPLAY AGAIN.
Nice to see Scorsese finally won. But if I were him I’d see it as something of a hollow victory as his main competition consisted of the following:
A flick that takes every single dysfunctional family movie cliche and marries it with National Lampoon’s Vacation and somehow fails miserably at making it funny and/or compelling (no wait…I got it! I got it! A grandpa…who snorts H! And looks at porn! Genius! No no, hold on there’s more…a jilted brother! A gay brother! Yeah! Who’s smart! A scholar! A Joyce scholar! No, that’s not obscure and hip enough…Proust! Make him a Proust scholar! That’s it! Brilliant! And then we’ll take a homely little girl and put her in a beauty pageant! Do you not see the contrast? She’s not attractive and they’ll all be beautiful! Hilarious AND moving! And then a teenaged boy who reads Nietzsche and takes a vow of silence! And hates his family! And a self-help guru who doesn’t help anyone! And hates himself! And a whiny mother! Who smokes cigarettes! And they go to the pageant in a VW bus!)…
A musical with Eddie Murphy AND Beyonce…
A Clint Eastwood movie entirely in Japanese…
An incomprehensible movie about a gun, a beaver-flashing Japanese girl, a Cate Blanchett who pees her pants and then threatens to do it again, and Brad Pitt with little in dialogue other than to shout “fuck you” and it’s not at Kevin Spacey for putting Gwyneth’s head in a box…
And the Queen…the kind of sacrificial lamb the English typically enter into the Academy, the kind of movie that never wins anything but acting nods and is usually just “happy to be there.”
Other disappointments for Scorsese could be explained away in prior years, but I think the Academy finally decided to create a field where it was impossible for him not to win, and they succeeded admirably.
Though, in a rather disconcerting note, what is with Scorsese’s ongoing use of Leo? Gangs of New York, The Aviator, and now the Departed? Oh wait, and next he’s supposed to do a pic about Theodore Roosevelt. Take a wild guess who is playing Teddy (a rather comical casting choice imo). Yeah, getting creepy there Marty. Kind of like Hitchock with Grace Kelly. Leo might have to go and marry the Princess of Wales in order to get away from him.
Anyhow. All I got. Oh, and Ellen DeGeneres is horrible.
Jules, you’re missin an ’s’ in ‘Oscars’ up there.
It’s Maggie Gyllenhaal, not Maggie Gyllenhall
I heart Rachel Weisz, she’s hot. So is Maggie Gyllenhal too, and Kate Winslet.
Rachel Weisz is gorgeous. She’s pretty much the only thing that made the Mummy films worth watching. Well, her and the pygmies.
I liked her in Constantine too. Any woman that can do a complete movie with Keanu deserves an Oscar.
Ah, I still haven’t seen Constantine. I’ll have to check it out.
be prepared for uber Keanu being uber…….Keanu.
I have an embarrassing question. I’ve always gotten the gist of “BFF”, but I never understood what it actually meant.
And god dammit, I realize that wasn’t a question. You know what I mean.
“Best Friend Forever”
Kate Winslett and her amazing breasts made my choice to go after women rather than me an easy one.( although i do miss out on the gay feces parties : ) Lucky for me she shows them in every movie she’s in.
We’d better not talk about breasts. I got in a lot of trouble last time. Feces, as we all know, is a much less taboo subject.
heh.
I remember that.
You could probably point to that discussion as the beginning of the end.
Jennifer Hudson is wearing gold lame wings. And her dress has pockets.
I still say Helen Mirren is the most beautiful woman there.
Yeah, but that girl can flat-out sing. Hoping we get to hear “And I’m Telling You” tonight.
Oh, hey, wait a minute. Are these things tonight?
Man, shows how much I give a shit.
There’s four female celebrities I want to marry, and one of them better come through. Otherwise, I’ll be single forever: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and Kelly Clarkson.
My grammar is phenomenal.
I’m going to agree with you about Lindsay, but I’d have to have a prenuptial that was 3 miles long with her. Other than that, you’d best believe it.
Why would YOU have a prenup? She’s the one with all the cash!
so I get the cash…..in her drunken state she’ll do anything, it’s genius I tell you.
Oh, and Cate Blanchette. She’s the fourth musketeer in my BFF club. Love her. And she named her son Dashiell, which is what *I* wanted to name my son.
…until someone wisely put a stop to that…..
Dashiell?
Pronounced – Dash-eel?
No, Dash-ell, like Dashiell Hammet. Love that name.
sounds like ‘Michelle’ too much….
It doesn’t rhyme with Michelle, it kind of rhymes with “satchel.”
Like Tom Daschle. Just like that.
Besides, I would have called him “Dash.”
like the kid from The Incredibles? That would go over well.
because Dashiell Hammett sounds cool. might not have sounded as cool when it would cause alliteration for a child’s name.
come to think of it, Dashiell Dica….your last name, wouldn’t be so bad….I hate my name.
Mine would be Kelly Clarkson, Diane Lane, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johannson. Although Kelly C. can at times let herself go. Then again, not like I’m George Clooney or anything.
Isn’t there something about Kelly Clarkson? I think, for me, that it’s that she seems so incredibly obtainable. She’s still the big “star” that a lot of the other female popstars are, and came from a “normal” background that a lot of the others did. But I totally feel if I was talking to her in at a friend’s place, she’d be mine by the end of the night.
WTF ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT
Helen Mirren just compared marriage to turnips. How awesome. I think that sums it up for me, too.
And what’s the easiest way to refresh this thing after I post?
There is no easy way. Because the domain is static, any refresh will just take you back to the main page. If I can think of a workaround, I’ll be sure to send it to the webmaster.
LOL! The webmaster, I think, is going to be doing a major overhaul.
A workaround is to go to http://jbjoint.com/ialoho/ instead of http://inaleagueofherown.com/
Well, of course, but I was trying to think of something that could keep the actual domain name.
One option would be to use dreamhost or a similar provider – you can host unlimited domains for something like $20ish. But you’ve probably invested enough in the site as it is.
I just realized Cute Overload does it somehow that I’m trying to figure out right now.
any tips are GREATLY welcomed. I did the static domain thing (or “masking” as godaddy calls it — a site I chose for the price but not the commercials) so folks would not get confused if they saw the jbjoint.com/ialoho address.
Then again, here I am asking the experts for help, so the irony of me being confused is not lost upon me.
Yeah, I used to do it on another site, but for the life of me I can’t remember how. I think I was even controlling the domain through GoDaddy. Don’t remember though.
Additionally, if you’ve already got server space through YSB, I think you could transfer the domain to Y! for free/cheap, and handle it through there. But you’ve had enough headaches, and that could just cause more.
Know who WOULD NOT be in the BFF girlfriends club? Gwenyth Paltrow. I don’t like her attitude. LOL.
These are all just names to me.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot. I don’t see why she had a body double in Secretary.
Also, I really liked Stranger Than Fiction. “Dramatic irony will get you every time.”
What has happened to Nicole Kidman’s face?
I don’t know, I haven’t seen it. Did someone beat her with a bag of hot nickels?
It looks more like a really really really tight facelift.
Cocaine and Valium.
No, that’s her husband.
Touche. But maybe she stole her stash
Crap. Carolina just lost to Maryland. Good thing flyball’s not a member here yet.
my pizza puff is infinitely better than the Oscars.
wow julie your right kidman’s face is weird.
reminds me of my botched ball lift surgery a few years back
so about last week’s Office– Roy has some anger problems and do you think he will actually fight Jim?
No. But, for the record, I think I like Roy better that Jim now. At least he has a backbone. Plus again, I’ve developed this thing for facial hair. . . .
i have to watch this show….sigh…
i dont like roy at all anymore. but sadly we have to wait to find out what happens but my guess is that by the end of this season jim and pam will do the long awaited nasty
Roy is what gives the good guys a bad name. And how does Jim not have a backbone? He stood up and laid it all on the line. He got rejected and moved on.
Because a) it took him about 6 months to lay it all on the line, and b) now he’s back to not laying it on the line.
You can only take so much rejection. And Pam doesn’t exactly have a titanium spine either, try as she might
I have always hated Roy. He just seems like he’s far too good for everyone and always has to have his way.
OMG. Penelope Cruz’s dress seriously looks like its made out of pink teddy bears. I HAVE to find a photo of it for you guys.
Okay, here we go:
that’s it, i’m turning on the TV.
she killed a poodle…..
She killed a LOT of poodles.
I dunno… Looks like a bunch of flamingo feathers to me… Poor birds!
HAHAHA
That dude interviewing Cate Blanchett is so gay.
God she’s hot.
Whew! I finally made it, ladies and gents! Sec is back! Even if only temporarily and during a flight layover.
Julie, I’m liking the site!
POOCHIE!
Welcome to the sanctuary.
Progs!!
I’ve been meaning to get signed in, but I had to pack….
Hello sec of the hc.
sec! welcome!
Thanks, guys!! Good to see all of you again!!
Alright everyone shut up, marky mark is on tv, show some respect.
Oooh where
on the oscars. Oh good they’re starting.
All right, show of hands here, who, after “Good Vibrations” thought Marky Mark would ever be cast in a Scorsese movie?
C’mon, be honest.
Not me. Turned out to be a pretty good actor, though.
Up until two years ago, my dad wouldn’t believe Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark after seeing all the movies he had been in. But he’s also the person who, up until a year ago, didn’t know Boyz II Men was black. So… yeah.
who the hell are these people? wtf….??
No TV… Going through withdrawal…Friend about to take her laptop away….
I’ll check back in with you all later!
By the way, are there any plans to show which comments are new? I’m getting confused reading through everything each time I want to check for new comments… If not, I can adjust!
Nothing like watching a bunch of self-congratulatory Hollywood pricks parading around hoping to win meaningless awards!
Nothin’ else on TV.
I hate Ellen Degeneres.
She is not funny. Why am I watching this.
I would pay someone to club her in her ugly face.
WTF?! Is she saying ‘representin’ and ‘in the house’
GIve it up, bitch. Damn.
Yeah, I thought I was hearing wrong because the volume is really low.
Why is Al Gore there? Shouldn’t be be in the Rockies somewhere looking for manbearpig?
His film “An Inconvenient Truth” is nominated for best documentary.
forgot about that.
Club Ellen? Ask Jeff Gillooly if he’d do it
Oh god somebody kill me now. Wait, no. Kill her.
Someone please, please put her out of her misery. Oh good lord.
FWIW, I also don’t like her dyke outfit.
This all reminds me of the line from Pulp Fiction. “Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentlemen.”
oh thank god, someone else aside from her.
Well, this has spun out of control 14 minutes in.
Dude Nicole looks HOT. WTF is wrong with me?
Something is wrong with Nicole Kidman’s face.
gravedigger: what do you think of Daniel Craig?
well since gravedigger wont reply i will tell you that astrid’s pulse quickens everytime he is on screen
Who is Daniel Craig?
Anybody else trying to figure out why the word “Frodo” keeps showing up at the bottom of the screen?”
Or maybe it’s just my TV.
dude are you on acid?
Already the expected political joke. How old is that getting? Here’s something: if your guy didn’t win, volunteer to get people to vote. Politics during any awards show, sporting events, etc equals a big boooo from me
a drink for you on me my friend, you and I are on the same page here.
What about when your guy actually wins but then the other guy steals the election?
business as usual
If the vote was heavier in that guy’s favor, other guy wouldn’t have been able to “steal” the election. I’m just saying that joke is old by now, like the Brokeback ones.
One joke/bit that will never get old to me: Saying “Wuzzzup.” I miss those Budweiser guys.
ok maggie isn’t that hot tonight….i thought she was….err….
Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot.
Here’s a picture of her naked.
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1369-MaggieGyllenhaal@Secretary-4.jpg
broken link! way to fail!
works for me!
Ha! Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn’t like you.
Or maybe you need to ask mommy to turn off the Websitter there faith?
She won’t even let me see Cubs ST pictures in fear of me turning gay.
or becoming suicidal.
She had a body double for Secretary.
http://imdb.com/name/nm1769227/
No she didn’t.
At least not for the nudie stuff.
That’s her.
This has gotten lame, very quickly.
no doubt
HEY!
LOOK!
IT SAYS FRODO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TV SCREEN!
WHY?????
it does not, you’re on acid!
The Oscars or our thread?
The oscars of course!
We could never be lame.
dude we’re the everlasting anti-lame.
Why have I never heard of Pan’s Labyrinth? WTF? 2 Oscars. I’m gonna have to see this.
My SO saw it. He liked it.
Oh how cute, the kids fucked up.
And by the way…BOOOOOOOO LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!
Little Miss Sunshine is gonna be cute when she gets older.
the question is:
did the creators of the Oscars this year want the kids to deliberately fuck up because they knew everyone would think it was cute?
Survey says…yes.
And a new low has been reached.
didn’t think about that, you’re probably right.
so can will smiths son not read or what?
Yeah, I felt my inner Billy Madison say, “t-t-t-TODAY junior!”
No kidding. NOTHING is worse than when children show up.
note to Ellen– not every brown person is from fucking mexico– and dont make a joke apology just correct yourself and keep it moving
note to mexican fans– dont wave your mini flags at the oscars please
note to will smith- get a tutor maybe two or five right away
I love this category, Best Animated Short Film, fucking trippy cartoons, so awesome.
pan’s labyrinth was awesome to the max.
what was it about?
its a spanish fairy tale set in Franco’s Spain
soudns somewhat interesting….
You didn’t answer me. Who is Daniel Craig.
Up yours Ari Sandel.
And Daniel Craig is James Bond.
Oh. He’s old.
I think whomever wrote the script for the Oscars also wrote the script to Little Miss Sunshine.
The clunky one-liners are the giveaway.
Okay random question. I have MVP 2005 for the Gamecube, so I can’t download updated rosters. Anyone know if there’s a place I can find specs for all the players I’d have to add, or do I have to figure those out on my own as well?
try gamefaqs.com man
Thanks, I’ll check them out.
Julie- a few things to clear up- we are all still doing the BCB league correct? and are you going to post at BCB anymore or no….
Yep, we still are. I’ve handed over commish controls to proggy for now, because after the BCB drama and the fantasy drama, I couldn’t handle it any more.
I don’t really think I’m welcome at BCB anymore, so probably no more posting there for me.
sounds great.
I am so confused right now….wtf is going on?
Well, I stopped paying attention after the elephants.
Ha ha guys, Judi Dench is getting her boobs done.
And this sound effects stuff…YEAH! LAME!
This whole enterprise reeks of desperation.
Sad, really.
She’s so funny….I just can’t contain myself.
IT SAYS FRODO AGAIN…
On the right part of the screen, the FR, you can see it!
I saw ‘Rosebud’
Dude you’re tripping.
Ha ha, the last guy got cut off.
His family will all laugh at him later.
And I, will continue laughing at him now.
Ha ha, you suck.
good lord progs, i think you’re right, i think i saw ‘frodo’.
Rachel Weisz…is hot.
Here she is, naked:
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/celebrity_oops/01-23-05/rachel_weisz.jpg
DUDE! WHOA!
Ew?
No, not ew.
Shouldn’t you be looking for pictures of Harry Potter’s weiner?
lol omg
i love the “community” that is forming gay jokes and porn
fine, we’ll cut down on the gay jokes.
I love it.
Since he’s doing that naked play, those aren’t hard (heh) to find.
HAHA hard HAHAHA
The abomination that is Little Miss Sunshine continues.
Cut him off Oscar Band! CUT HIM OFF!
Wow. Upset there with Arkin over Murphy. This gives my sleeper pick in Little Miss Sunshine for best movie some steam
speaking of abomination, ELLEN DENGENERES EVERYONE!
I have to change the channel while Ellen does this horrific crap schtick of hers. An American Tail is on Telemundo.
isn’t that a little redundant?
Wahlberg got robbed – so far im 0-1 on my oscar picks
Agreed, Marky Mark is badass.
Is it me, or did James Taylor go to his stylist and say, “I wanna look like…PETER BOYLE!”
Melissa Etheridge?
Back to Telemundo Progs goes.
Oh look, it’s God-zirra! In Spanish!
Kick me, I must be dreaming.
dude don’t play, I lost some ancestors to God-zirra
Melissa Ethridge?
Vanilla Ice wasn’t available?
i cry to know that etheridge is from kansas too
Oh, god, I’m sorry.
Hope you guys are enjoying your meat parade!
UZI
you leave the meat parade alone
Ugh. This is killing me.
I hate circle jerks that I’m not a part of.
FUCK YOU AL GORE
FUCKKKKK YOU TO HELL
jesus how all these fucking artists suck the dick of the leader in the 80’s to censor music and rate TV shows how fucking stupid these people can be
FUCK
what’cha mean?
about what?
if its my hatred for Al Gore i could go all night
dont’ get me wrong, I don’t like him either, I love that South Park episode about him.
Word
That was so worth it.
Wow, this speech is really inspiring. I’m going to get one of those battery-powered cars now. And use paper sacks when I go grocery shopping. And stop spraying hairspray with a lighter for the fun of it.
Wait, wha happened? Where was I? I blacked out for a second.
i’m so inspired I’m going to stop clubbing seals.
Too soon?
ho boy Ellen.
This is excruciating.
Cameron Diaz would like you to know that she was fashioned by God out of non-biodegradable material.
Here she is, naked:
http://www.camerondiazexposed.com/04.jpg
you’re my hero.
Ew.
Oh look, it’s Ben.
Where’s Matt?
I dont’ know how many times in one awards ceremony I could say this, “What is going on?”
You guys, don’t make me rethink this “no censorship” policy.
yes julie, sorry julie.
oh fine, I’ll behave.
?
This montage by Nancy Meyers is much like Nancy Meyers films.
Incomprehensible.
Where is Jack Nicholson’s hair?
Children of Men was GREAT.
…..i can’t take this anymore. I have no idea waht is going on.
they should read all the people’s who lost thank you speeches.
Well, I posted a long one for our friend(s) at the BCB. I may not be asked back. Here’s to repressed blogging memories.
UZI
Pfffft. That was nothing. Remember, you’re amongst a whole bunch of people who have been banned.
i wasn’t banned! wtf?!
Reads good Oz.
i think you hit it spot on….good job.
It was scary because I was being serious. That shit will never happen again, I assure you. Now, back to flying monkeys and fish-flavored lollipops!!
UZI
ho ho ho…Valium does work. I’m clever and witty and fat.
Now listen as I kiss Peter O’Toole’s ass to show how undeserving I, a writer, am to be here.
Sheesh, Hollywood treats writers like dirt and writers give Hollywood no reason to otherwise.
Should be getting nude pics of Anne Hathaway from “Brokeback Mountain” right … now
and you would be…except I have been halted in my tracks.
No. Because we’re done doing that.
I agree. Now I need to see if I can find nude pics of Matt Damon.
don’t you dare
I didn’t say I was going to post them.
Yet.
That’s right you won’t.
Ever.
Oh, but I have to be subjected to photos of nude women.
We’re going to have an equal opportunity nudie photo policy here.
My husband has just reminded me that my father reads this site.
LMAO. My parents told me they were reading my Myspace. I switched it to private right that minute.
that’s a good idea, i would hate my folks to see mine.
I never did find yours
mine is ‘hisexcellency’
i was going to be sick if dreamgirls won that category, instead someone who looks like a complete lesbian did, I’m psyched.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, many I present: Tom Cruise.
Why does he always talk like he’s debating somebody.
it must be the inner homosexuality urging to be let free in him.
Tom’s got his documentary thang goin’.
For the rest of you who do not know the real Tom Cruise and what he does to people, may I present this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQcFYUBLzcw
WRONG! You are NOT encouraged to speak out! You are encouraged to shut the fuck up!
God. I want cancer stopped as much as anyone. But nobody cares about you.
thank you! Good Lord, fuck you, just because you’re in the public eye you’re not encouraged to say shit.
I’ve lost my father’s mother to cancer and my mother’s mother and father to cancer. Tell me there’s something to be cheerful about when I get old.
Good god.
Ellen’s such a kiss ass.
If I were there and she came out to talk to me, I’d club her in the head.
so lets make a movie and wait till next year and club her in the head.
I doubt she’ll be there next year.
My guess is they’ll bring Billy Crystal back from the dead.
Oh look, it’s Margo Tenenbaum.
Isn’t she with that singer who always bitches about free trade?
I see you got a response from my favorite poster, Oz.
someone do me a favor and tell him he’s a tool. Jus tell him he’s the newest tool since bluemike left.
I told him once before.
do it again, he clearly needs a reminder.
I didn’t find the post. What are you guys talking about?
just look for cubswin and the word ‘pathetic’
he told Al i swore to much, so I told him to calm the fuck down.
that got me an email.
LMFAO…you’re an inspiration, Mike.
BOR-ING.
Get to the good awards, already.
I think I thought The Prestige and The Illusionist were the same movie.
I love those shadow puppet people.
aye, they’re good
All, elephant commercials.
Let’s be clear, I hate elephants.
Just try to get close to one with an elephant gun, even if you promise not to use it. They’re not very friendly.
you speak from experience I take it
I love elephants. They have like 10 of them at the zoo here. I go see them whenever I can.
I love them, too. They bury their dead and have huge elephant family reunions.
you serious?
Robert Downey Jr is cool.
Pirates had better win SOMETHING. I’ll foam at the mouth if superman gets it.
Superman is hot.
i’ll take your word for it.
i made that joke a full 30 seconds before downey did.
knowing you, I believe it.
This is interesting. Progs’ last post is gone, replaced by a grey rectangle. That happen to anyone else?
did I get banned already?
Yes. Goodbye.
No, it went away. Then it came back. But it seems to be gone.
I now have a sub-folder under my “Entertainment” bookmark folder. It’s called “Nude Hotties from Progs”.
I most definitely need more than three links to fill this sucker up. Anne would be nice; although I understand we are no longer doing that.
Google is always your friend. Also, imagine having to sit through the Oscars and some of this drawn-out mess. No wonder prescription drugs rule the planet.
P.S. Clive Owen is the man. If he, Clooney and myself went out on the town, there would be no more ladies left.
Meh. Go ahead.I don’t really care.
Wait.
Is this montage about death in foreign films?
one way or the other it’s depressing.
I can’t take any more of this.
i wonder if Clooney is goign to cause another smug storm somehow.
DUDE, They’re GOOD!
Oh, speaking of insufferable assholes who feel the need to preach to me, there’s George Clooney!
If that child wins I am turning this shit off.
Oh good, Celine Dion, just when I thought the night couldn’t get any worse.
I hate her more than anyone in the world.
Man, I’m negative tonight. Is anybody I like going to show up?
I truly truly truly truly detest Rosie O’Donnel. But Celine Dion ranks up there.
Ha. I find it hilarious that every man on the planet hates George Clooney.
I don’t like him because he feels the need to tell me about his political preferences, and uses his celebrity to preach.
But no one ever complains about the conservatives that do that. I talk about my politics all the time, celebrities have the same rights as everyone else. Besides, there are worse things in the world than trying to raise public awareness about Darfur.
There’s no problem with that.
My problem with him is he basically took credit for the civil rights movement. Fuck you George, make a movie, get your millions of dollars, and shut your pie hole.
Sure I do. When Curt Schilling kept doing that during any interview he had around the time of the World Series in ‘04, I just wanted him to lose every game he pitched because of it.
my feelings about celebs and their causes is best summed up by team america
“its our job to read the news and then re state it as if it were our own opinion”
I liked him before last years Academy Award. After that, fuck him.
his speech last year was awful just awful but he is a good actor
ok so i got the supporting actress pick right
I just realized, we have a lot of pent-up anger tonight against, well, pretty much everything. Anybody like anything from all this? I’ll start:
1. Anything about The Departed/Borat
2. The realization that I need to see Babel and Children of Men
3. Those two cars from “Cars” got entrance to the Oscars. That movie is great
4. Kate Winslet
wow, i really don’t know why I’m still watching, I don’t know a single good thing.
They should have had Jerry host this show.
best idea yet.
Completely agree. But that would make too much sense.
Heh there’s a surprise.
please please please please play him off
FUCK YOU GORE
PLAY HIM OFF
al gore is an oscar winner
god damn it all.
Okay a) we might have to have an agreement, NOT A RULE, about politics over here. Because I’m one of thos secular hippie liberal that hates America, and I don’t want to spend all my time here fighting with you guys; b) I love how I have to sit here all night and watch you guys oogle every woman on camera, but as soon as the first decent looking guy comes on (besides Clive Owen), you all start screaming about how much you hate them.
dont turn shades of Al on us.
I’m not. I’m just sayin. Nothing good is going to come from us screaming about politics.
sure there is, we dont have to agree but we are being honest with each other here about how we feel.
ps im liberal too
There have been no attractive guys on screen tonight.
False.
i asked astrid for the 5 hottest
1. Clooney
2. Gael (??) Garcia
3. Daniel Craig
4. Clive Owen
ok make that 4 hottest cause she stopped
Owen
Clooney
Craig
In that order.
I guess I’m too picky.
Name names then.
Look up.
Thought I know this list is lost on you. I like older men and you don’t.
Yeah. You and your old men.
I think that’s probably a good idea, leaving politics out of things, and you may even want to put religion under that umbrella as well. I think we’re all friends and big enough to respect each other’s political and religious beliefs, hopefully. Otherwise, things may spiral real quick, which I’m sure Julie doesn’t want
But we can still say mean things. Like Celine is a Canadian, and Canada is poopy.
thats one thing i love about 1060 you can say anyfuckingthing
but just be able to defend it
if grave can handle kurt then we can handle our shit as well.
I agree with that. But I’m also a lot more of a hothead about politics than GM is. He’s way more zen than me.
i blame the color of your hair. and gm cannot be angry because he has no human emotions, he has evolved above them
I admire him for that though.
I can handle anything. I’ve seen much worse – Kurt is just comical.
you know he just loves to be dominated in his spare time
I’m sure he wants a bear of a lover. Good for him.
It is more fun being libertarian. Just pick and choose which political aspects you like best.
exfuckingactly
I just thinking everyone should agree with me, whatever I have happen to be thinking that day/hour.
Hmm. Your ideas intrigue me. Tell me more.
Jesus, my sentence structuring is at all-time low right now.
Anyway… there’s not much to it. If you’re curious about what I’m thinking, ask me. Then agree with it. But I might have a different opinion on it tomorrow, so you should probably ask me again just to make sure.
Yeah, that’s about it. If everyone asked me about everything everyday and then agreed with me, we’d all get along. Or just be too damn confused to worry about anything. Either-or or works.
*shrug* Works for me
a lot of coporate jet using money hording fucks in that room clapping for Gore’s speech.
if you’re not going to help him find manbearpig then don’t lead him on.
Serial, mike. So tottally serial.
and now we have celine dion……….
can all of us liberal and limbaugh agree in our hatred for this song?
Agreed.
God, I want to kill her.
BTW, Julie, are you beginning to regret having your own site yet?
I would run on that stage and punch her in the ovaries just to prove a point.
Kind of.
ABOUT POLITICS
rimshot
why does Penelope Cruz look like Belle the Disney Princess?
I told you. 500 pink teddy bears gave their lives for that dress.
Disney is going to have her ass, maybe hallmark too.
go little miss sunshine
suck on that prog.
The sleeper of the night! I’m telling you, there’s a great chance it might upset at the end, like Crash did last year.
heh, you suck on Al Gore songs, ksu…
To hell with Little Miss Sunshine…
would someone get her off the stage?
Good god.
did anyone else see J-\lo and her “serious” movie Bordertown get booed in Germany?
priceless
how could I possibly of missed that? Dammit.
this is the complete height of sucktitude I am out, good night.
they should have announced that John Travolta, Queen.
Egad. I tried to be nice, and even help out this show by spreading some Care Bear love. But for Dreamgirls to not win best song, well, there is NO justification for that. Terrible. That’s like Nickelback beating U2 or something.
i know how the fuck did the al gore song win????????
Yay! I love Helen Mirren!
I think if anyone else would have won, the entire crowd would have left. And I just added Little Children to the list of movies I need to see, along with Dreamgirls, Half Nelson, Children of Men and Babel.
Children of Men and Babel were both terrific. I really want to see Half Nelson and Little Children, too.
im 2/3 now!
this awards show is starting to gain credibility back. Good for Martin. I’m going to have to rent that movie and watch it again. Great flick
Yeah, I liked it, too. I just watched it again yesterday.
Well, it won. I actually liked Babel better. Eh? Hard to argue when both are truly great movies, IMO.
I was puling for Babel or The Queen, but it’s hard to argue with a Marty Scorcese flick winning.
Wow. Huge comeback for The Departed.
Can I just say that I’m a huge fan of Leo DiCaprio? I have been since What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I once defended him on a call-in radio show as the only early 20’s hetero male that liked him. And that was four years ago I believe. Anywho… if he could just start looking his age….
I used to think he was attractive, but not anymore.
Still, I’ve always liked him as an actor.
Me too. I agree. I loved him in Gilbert Grape. It’s the only portrayal of someone mentally challenged by a “normal” person that hasn’t offended the hell out of me. Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribesi were especially offensive.
well my picks were close
the main thing im sure of is that seinfeld needs to host
Nice site cj, fits like a comfy pair of shoes.
Hey! Where have you been?
Welcome!
I love it that you call her CJ. What great irony
Diggity, Iknew you’d be here, and fai… er Chris, progs, DAMN, I feel like Romper Room. Isee nextyear, mike b, sparkles… LOVE IT!
Where there’s nonsense, there’s gravediggity.
Why irony?
YOU have been calling me CJ. I never thought to call you that right back.
Although I guess it isn’t the same thing. Damn you.
Ahhhh. I forgot about that.
Believe it or not, looking for my peeps. This is gonna be a great outlet for everyone
congratz. I am glad Al linked you so I could connect.
I, for one, am happy to see you here
My most sincere and best wishes go out to your husband.
Oh no bro, not mine, littlerockrynofan’s spouse (wife, hubbie I don’t know), unless you know something I don’t… wait diggity, are you saying my wife is sick? Well, ARE YOU!!! ARE MY KIDS OKAY!!!
Wait, the kids are in bed and wifey is ignoring me… Yeah all’s right in wojo world.
This is what happens when I try to respond to posts while talking on the phone.
AAh, multitasking. I see.
Well, that’s it for my initial foray into LOHO.
Gotta kiss the chilluns and snuggle the wife.
Night all, and congrats on the new digs cj, I only wish I had brought a gift.
Ha, Little Miss Sunshine…best picture….SHUT. OUT.
And the little girl too. How you like dem apples? Says Jennifer Hudson.
Got to love it when small children are exposed to crushing disappointment so early in life. Though, to be fair, she has already reached a height I never shall.
But that is fine. I shall ply my trade elsewheres, in the depths, where I belong.
For the record, Alan Arkin’s award will be seen as a lifetime achievement sort of thing and will not be held against him.
Michael Arndt’s award for penning that awful piece of cinematic sewage will be his going away present as he will graciously decide NEVER TO WRITE ANOTHER SCREENPLAY AGAIN.
Nice to see Scorsese finally won. But if I were him I’d see it as something of a hollow victory as his main competition consisted of the following:
A flick that takes every single dysfunctional family movie cliche and marries it with National Lampoon’s Vacation and somehow fails miserably at making it funny and/or compelling (no wait…I got it! I got it! A grandpa…who snorts H! And looks at porn! Genius! No no, hold on there’s more…a jilted brother! A gay brother! Yeah! Who’s smart! A scholar! A Joyce scholar! No, that’s not obscure and hip enough…Proust! Make him a Proust scholar! That’s it! Brilliant! And then we’ll take a homely little girl and put her in a beauty pageant! Do you not see the contrast? She’s not attractive and they’ll all be beautiful! Hilarious AND moving! And then a teenaged boy who reads Nietzsche and takes a vow of silence! And hates his family! And a self-help guru who doesn’t help anyone! And hates himself! And a whiny mother! Who smokes cigarettes! And they go to the pageant in a VW bus!)…
A musical with Eddie Murphy AND Beyonce…
A Clint Eastwood movie entirely in Japanese…
An incomprehensible movie about a gun, a beaver-flashing Japanese girl, a Cate Blanchett who pees her pants and then threatens to do it again, and Brad Pitt with little in dialogue other than to shout “fuck you” and it’s not at Kevin Spacey for putting Gwyneth’s head in a box…
And the Queen…the kind of sacrificial lamb the English typically enter into the Academy, the kind of movie that never wins anything but acting nods and is usually just “happy to be there.”
Other disappointments for Scorsese could be explained away in prior years, but I think the Academy finally decided to create a field where it was impossible for him not to win, and they succeeded admirably.
Though, in a rather disconcerting note, what is with Scorsese’s ongoing use of Leo? Gangs of New York, The Aviator, and now the Departed? Oh wait, and next he’s supposed to do a pic about Theodore Roosevelt. Take a wild guess who is playing Teddy (a rather comical casting choice imo). Yeah, getting creepy there Marty. Kind of like Hitchock with Grace Kelly. Leo might have to go and marry the Princess of Wales in order to get away from him.
Anyhow. All I got. Oh, and Ellen DeGeneres is horrible.
SMWOJOZ!
Welcome sir.
What’s up you pot-stirring, degenerate motha fucka’s!!??
I think we’re all going to bed. The Oscars wiped us out.
Fuckin meat parade….
UZI